Gross…
Sep 16th, 2007, 05:46 pm
So somebody rang the doorbell to my host family’s apartment at 1 a.m. and left a gift for us: smeared poop all over the door. After my host mom told me about that this morning, she noticed that there was a bag of poo on my balcony. No wonder there were a bunch of flies out there. I saw a plastic bag filled with brown stuff, but I didn’t think it could be anything so nasty. Someone must have thrown it from the roof.
I’m curious to know whether the poo was of human or dog origin. I’m really hoping the latter.
Apparently, someone had also left a special goody bag in front of the door of another apartment on this floor. Hey, that rhymes!
My host mom can’t figure out who did it and why, especially since she has no enemies here. She suspects that it may be the druggie 20-year-old granddaughter of an old lady that lives here.
I say we find out who did it and retaliate with a larger poo attack, with ammo collected from the sidewalks of Buenos Aires. If we don’t, the terrorists will have already won.